Berta's first. As one entered the store, there were shelves with bread, dry goods, and so on to the right, produce bins to the left, and, straight ahead, a refrigerated case that held meats, and a Rusnok delicacy called kochinina.
Kochinina are pickled pigs feet. Not even I, a to-the-bone, both-sides-of-the-family Ruthenian, could or can handle these gooey goodies.
One afternoon, I put down big money at Eliskowitz's - a nickel, to be precise. I walked out with two pretzel rods, a Mary Jane, a Mint Julep, and wax lips. Pretzels ad candy were consumed almost immediately. Wax lips were clutched tightly in my right hand, as I proceeded back down Bell Avenue, past our house, and to that of my paternal grandmother.
As I approached the door, I put on the wax lips. They were in place, bright red and prominent, as I knocked. Grandma Petrovsky answered, but in a way I hadn't expected. She shrieked something in her native language. To which I responded by removing the wax lips and saying "It's ok, bub; they're just candy."
My bubba's closing observation? "Bozhe moye! I thought you hurted youorself."
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